March 2013
3 posts
nicolegendary:
the-evil-psychopath-next-door:
jawnsolo:
leaving your room when people are over
why is this so accurate jesus christ
#what a beautiful metaphor
February 2013
5 posts
“A Christian telling an atheist he is going to hell is about as scary as a small...”
– Ricky Gervais (via pocket-full-of-stones)
January 2013
36 posts
atoastystrudel asked: What if I told you that I knew how to make vegan ice cream with two ingredients?
gh0stick:
wish-upon-a-starkid:
sarcasminc:
arigoato:
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
I think that joke fell a little
jesus christ give it a
Anonymous asked: Is he good in bed?
Anonymous asked: What's he like?
Anonymous asked: Are you currently interested in someone..?
Anonymous asked: Do you have an ex you would date again?
atoastystrudel asked: But dibs... Okay you can conquer it. I was probably going to rename it anyway. Maybe after my super-villain name. Which I haven't chosen yet...
damnmypride asked: getting mixed signals here woman make up your damn mind. In the meantime getting drunk sucks when you arent with close friends you going to be available any time within the next month or so?
atoastystrudel asked: So did you google Djibouti? It's a real place. The capitol of Djibouti is... wait for it... DJIBOUTI. 2X COMBO MUTHFUCKA.
damnmypride asked: I'm just being a realist now , but I see where you're coming from . I don't really know anything but boring stuff I guess would you like me to go away?
damnmypride asked: Oh I'm sorry do you mind me telling you logic is what changes lives? tough shit kid I did it anyway did you think you would magically get all those things you wanted without effort ? what are you a christian?
damnmypride asked: Really? dont you need a job for that? or even you know ....a normal sleep schedule?
damnmypride asked: Take a look at your life. what do you see? are you satisfied? what would you try and change ?
Anonymous asked: I was nervous! It's my first time.
damnmypride asked: I don't know that? (gets thrown off bridge) But seriously what were you expecting? TMI tuesday? philisophical discussion? kittens?
Anonymous asked: Nuh uh you ask boring... Eh shit you're right.
damnmypride asked: What is your name? What is your quest? What is the average flight velocity of a coconut laden swallow?
you people ask boring questions
that is all
See this?
http://atoastystrudel.tumblr.com/post/40020305923/this-it-too-cute-like-im-having-a-cute-overload
This is why you gotta get you some adventure time. BECAUSE SWEET LESBIAN SUBTEXT. This is fanart but if you watch “What was missing” you will enter a cuteness fugue.
atoastystrudel asked: Yeah it's pretty lame I think I'm getting a job tomorrow though! To answer your question, take someplace no one cares about like Djibouti. Aint no one give a fuck about Djibouti.
damnmypride asked: got a bit of nostalgia looking through some pictures on one of my old phones do you remember drawing tamale the linux cat?
atoastystrudel asked: Hey it's me AToastyStrudel! I'm back after a like 6 month hiatus of tumblr. So do you have any questions about being a supervillain? Or perhaps an art request? If so hit me up girl.
Anonymous asked: Do you ever feel like all the grass starters in poke'mon kinda suck?
mcgarrygirl78:
jengablocktetris:
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
Favorite post of the morning. Thank you.
December 2012
50 posts
Jenna Marbles
rbeezey909:
My whole heart shattered when i watched Jenna Marbles Slut video and heard her and Max No Sleeves broke up… ):
Also i don’t understand the dilemma with the video?
it was funny, not offensive.
It was funny in parts, but also a massive social issue/ women’s rights stuff/ should not have said “I will judge you by how many dicks you have in you” or whatever.
see:...
Jenna Marbles & Max No Sleeves broke up...
stinabby:
soycrates:
There’s a website that rates your “facial beauty” through only shape/size (symmetry, ratio of nose to mouth to ears etc.) which is both a little judgmental in the commentary (it told me I had a big nose and my “innerocular distance” is too wide) but also a fairly easy rater (it gave me 8.4/10).
If you’re up for a laugh at your own expense, you could try it out.
I got an 8.85. Neat...
jamsfranca:
currently taking applications for my new years kiss